dangerbooze:
“ dad-monster:
“ prettyboyshyflizzy:
“ theanimangagirl:
“ myfriendscallmemaury:
“ uberfaenatic:
“ starkinglyhandsome:
“ cloudyobsession:
“ yourlocalpsychopath:
“ randomthingieshere:
“ abbysrwk:
“ paradoxsocks:
“...

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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(via randomfandomteacher)

twofishies:

ghostdorito:

wattpadfic:

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

I like to imagine that a demon who is trapped in their human vessel is saying this

demon: and tbh wtf is up with hair like??? some genders have to have longer strands of dead proteins emitting from their scalps but other genders have to keep their protein strands short??? weird shit

possessed person: yes the gender binary is stupid and arbitrary can we be quiet now

demon: also this whole makeup thing is suspect as hell like why cant all humans put pigment all over their oral openings why would that be an issue

possessed person: craig please i am trying to sleep

(via some-are-worth-the-rolly-joger)

daisenseiben:

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

“And we can tell their was a brief resurgence in sun-worshipping cults, because they buried their dead with sunglasses to shield their souls from their god’s brilliance.”

(via some-are-worth-the-rolly-joger)

Hey, school’s hard

phanvoid:

casualphoenix:

female-antagonist:

grubby—garbage-queen:

lazyriverlily:

I want to help

CHEMISTRY

- THIS - website will balance your chemistry equations and tell you what reaction type occurred - GREAT for homework!

ALGEBRA

- THIS - website will solve your algebra problems and will explain how it got the answer - it’s really good if you’re stuck on a type of problem and don’t know how to solve it!

REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I COULDVE USED THAT FUCKING CHEMISTRY SITE LAST YEAR

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST BARELY PASSED ALGEBRA THIS YEAR, REBLOGGING TO SAVE OTHERS.

(via some-are-worth-the-rolly-joger)

boozeandbruise:

bluandorange:

glummish:

zekedms:

kidxforever:

Shoutout to everybody that was supposed to graduate but couldn’t

and the people thats still tryna transfer out of community college

Y’all gon get there

Shoutout to the dropouts still tryin’ to go back

Shoutout to the dropouts who made it back but are still struggling

Y’all got this.

and to the people taking it slow, only a class at a time because the stress is too much

and to those thinking of staying in community colleges but getting hate for not transffering or going to big name schools

you are all amazing and brave for taking your own route
you can do this

shoutout to the drop-outs who still have nightmares about failing courses

who wish they could get their degree but don’t have the confidence or money to go back

who can see exactly where they went wrong in picking their school/course/major and just feel like they’ve wasted everyone’s time

its okay, your worth is not dictated by any of that shit, you are a fucking fantastic person who deserves happiness and relief from that guilt. Your life will continue and be full of wonderful things

you don’t know how much i needed this.

(via some-are-worth-the-rolly-joger)

yorpo:
“wonderfulsenses:
“wonderfulsenses:
“Please read the following story:My dad was told last year that he had stage 4 head and neck cancer. He fought so bravely, wanting to live for his children, three of which are so young. He wanted to fight to...

yorpo:

wonderfulsenses:

wonderfulsenses:

Please read the following story:

My dad was told last year that he had stage 4 head and neck cancer. He fought so bravely, wanting to live for his children, three of which are so young. He wanted to fight to live so badly for his family, but this year the cancer had taken a turn for the worse and he passed away. I’m making this gofundme, because we struggled so badly for 2 years. On top of my dad being diagnosed with cancer, my mom had a massive stroke about a month after his diagnosis. We were left financially crippled. I know this is a long shot, but I want to make sure my little sisters ( ages 1, 7, and 11) are secure with my mom (who is paralyzed from the right side of her body, leaving her unable to walk). I work, but I’m only 21 and it’s not anything near enough for them. I want them to know they will be safe for a couple of months, while we sort things out. I want to make sure my three little sisters, brother, mother, and myself aren’t homeless right after losing our father. I know this is asking for so much, but at this point we can’t even afford much of a funeral for him. All the money will be going to bills, food, and helping to secure their future. Anything will help, and if you can’t please keep my father and our family in your prayers

please please please donate here: 

http://www.gofundme.com/fundforfamily

(someone reported my first campaign and i showed sufficient proof, including the death certificate which really sucked, but staff couldnt revive it and i had to make a new one :/ idk why someone did it in the first place instead of messaging me, this is for my family and i know its a very long shot but we need the help now more than ever) 

please help i know this is asking for a lot but i have nowhere else to turn to :(

REALLY ZERO DOLLARS TUMBLR? I GET PAID TOMORROW LETS HELP THIS FAMILY OUT 

(via randomfandomteacher)


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